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S.W.A.L.K. Written by R. Rat / S. Brint / L. Mayer / Stock/Aitken/Waterman
Dear Roland, you don't me, but I'm your greatest fan. You're the most important thing in the world to me, and I want to know everything about you. Could you please tell me what your favourite things are? Being famous, being me Watching myself on TV Fortune, fame and sacks of post Are the things I like the most Eating chips and caviar Loved 'cus I'm a superstar Joseph Tricot, Fiorucci Commes des Garcons, shoes by Gucci O yeah, and me Filofax Never wearing pac-a-macs Everytime I'm on the box 501s, Samantha Fox Being asked to trendy do's Opening nights and private views Moet Chandon in the bath Practising me autograph But the thing I value most More than diamonds, more than toast More than cash and all-year tans Are me number one ratfans Sealed with a loving kiss Lovely, yeah! Picked up in a limousine To have breakfast with the Queen Lunch with Sade at the Ritz Before an interview with Blitz Then buy a suit at Crolla on the way to choose a Roller Nip down the Zanzibar with people from the media Being asked to trendy do's Opening nights and private views Moet Chandon in the bath Practising me autograph But the thing I value most More than big cheques in the post More than posing in Ray-bans Are me number one ratfans Sealed with a loving kiss Beautiful Dear Roland, sometimes it's hard to remember how grey and empty my life was before you came along. I read all your interviews. I keep your picture next to my bed. O Roland, don't ever get married. PS This letter is sealed with a loving kiss Being asked to trendy do's Opening nights, private views Another bottle of Moet, me autograph But the thing I like the best The thing that always stands the test Surely it's not hard to see Me favourite thing is me! Sealed with a loving kiss Having lots of showbiz friends Being hip and starting trends Phone calls from the Beeb to know If I'll replace the Wogan show Aaron Spelling begging me To do a bit in Dynasty Osh Kosh jeans, shoes by Nike These are all the things I like Sealed with a loving kiss Innit touching, yeah Sealed with a loving kiss Oh I'm going to get all emotional now Sealed with a loving kiss Anyone got a tissue? Lyrics reproduced by kind permission	Sorry, no video is available at the moment, but you can listen to an audio clip S.W.A.L.K. Taken from "Living Legend - The Album" Original album vinyl cover