After answering a newspaper
advert for a film - "Enter The Rodent",
Roland, Kevin and Errol flew off to the
Orient. The first surprise was on the plane -
Little Reggie had stowed away in the hand
luggage!
A Rolls Royce picked up
Rol and Kev and headed to the Golden Harvest
Film Co to meet director Mr Dimsum. It was a
shame that the script was in Chinese -
thankfully Kevin was on hand to translate.
Roland missed his costume
fitting due to sight-seeing, but again Kevin
was on hand to help out - he also did some
of the stunts too.
Their accommodation was a
luxury yacht - "The Resplendent Dawn", but
two days later, they realised they were on
the wrong one. Their Resplendent Dawn was
actually a traditional Chinese junk!
Roland wasn't too happy
with the script, so he completely rewrote
it, including a rendition of "Love Me
Tender". Mr Dimsum wasn't impressed, and
asked Kevin to play the lead character
instead and offered parts to Errol and
Reggie.
Thankfully, the boys
decided to turn down the offer of money,
fame and fortune, and headed home with
Roland.
@rolandrat 
