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On Kev, let's get down to some real Rat Rapping What are you talking about, Roland? Scratching, Kevin What, records, Roland? No, fleas Kevin, fleas It's all the rage, Kev First you find the flea, preferably under the armpit Then chase it Kev, round your shoulder blade and scratch Right, first you find the flea You've got it, Kev I've got a problem Roland, I can't find one Don't be stupid Kevin - you're riddled with them Am I Roland? Course you are, don't question me. I'm a Superstar Par excellance, heavy on style I'm your main man, So come on Kev, my number one fan... scratch I don't know how many times I have to tell you Kevin Rats are wonderful, rats are marvellous. Thousands faint at my feet, the world is my oyster Kev, why? Because I'm full of showbiz glamour, the world's first rodent Superstar! Lots of talk and lots of action Roland Rat's the main attraction With a penthouse suite, swimming pool Pretty young guinea pigs playing it cool Rolls Royces, yachts, caviar I told you once, I'm a Superstar Lah de dah, lah de dee, I'm a megastar don't question me Want a chauffer with a limousine Live a life of luxury, that's my dream Carry credit cards, diamond rings These are a few of my favourite things.... Fingers in the fur, lets find that flea Chase it down right to the knee Run it around until you catch it Locate the itch and then you scratch it Lyrics reproduced by kind
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