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The Original, The One And Only
Written by R. Rat / M. Stevens

I'm wonderful, I'm marvellous, Oh why am I so good?
I'm talented, I'm versatile, I'd be modest if I could
I'm praised, I'm idolised, I'm worshipped from afar
I'm the original, the one and only Roland Rat Superstar

I'm so clever, I'm so funny and you all know it's true
I'm unique, I'm brilliant, I'm a genius through and through
I'm talked about in high places, I'm a huge phenomena
I'm the original, the one and only Roland Rat Superstar

I'm a singer, I'm a dancer, I'm a multi-talented megastar
I'm handsome and I'm stylish and I drive a clapped out car
If you ask me to describe me, well I'm just spectacular
I'm the original, the one and only Roland Rat Superstar

Mum says I'm intellectual and I like to set new trends
I'm loved and adored by all my rat fan friends
I'm famous all around the world from Kings Cross to Majorca
I'm the original, the one and only Roland Rat Superstar

Lyrics reproduced by kind permission

The Original, The One And Only
Taken from "The Cassette Of The Album"

Original album vinyl cover

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