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No. 1 Rat Fan
Written by R. Rat / P. Hammond / R. Matthews

Black and white fur, she'll cause a stir,
She looks real cute in her Armani suit.
Her voice is sweet, her clothes are neat,
Reads Harpers & Queen and looks real mean.

She could be a star in her white Porsche car,
She's the Queen of style by more than a mile,
She feels real cool, she ain't no fool,
She wears dresses by Gina Fratini

She speaks her mind, spends his money
She's one of a kind and he calls her honey
It may seem weird or like a dream,
She's a member of the team

She's a number one rat fan
Number one, number one
Number one rat fan - That's what I said
She's a number one rat fan - Get down
Number one, number one rat fan

Black and white dreadlocks, really hip
Listen girl, I'll give you a tip
Stick by me and you'll go far
Together we'll be famous, you could be a star

She speaks her mind, spends his money
She's one of a kind and he calls her honey
It may seem weirs or like a dream,
She's a member of the team

She's a number one rat fan - you
Number one - yes, number one
Number one rat fan - That's what I said
She's a number one rat fan - Rat fan
Number one, number one rat fan - yes

She's a number one rat fan - She certainly is
Number one, number one rat fan - What do ya know
Number one rat fan - That's what I said
She's a number one rat fan - Boogie
Number one, number one rat fan

I love Roli cause he's a star
Makes me laugh in his clapped out car

Glenis is neat, Glenis is pretty
She's real sweet, she's real pretty

I only buy designer clothes,
like Saint Laurent or Zandra Rhodes

I love the way you wiggle, I love the way you walk
I love the way you giggle and I love the way you talk

I read the Tatler, Vogue and Elle,
I'm also learning how to spell
Now I know it's not a dream
I'm a member of the team

She speaks her mind, spends his money
She's one of a kind and he calls her honey
It may seem weirs or like a dream,
She's a member of the team

She's a number one rat fan - yes
Number one, number one
Number one rat fan - That's what I said
She's a number one rat fan - Rat fan
Number one, number one rat fan

Lyrics reproduced by kind permission

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No. 1 Rat Fan
Taken from "The Cassette Of The Album"

Original 7" vinyl cover