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Living Underground
Written by R. Rat / S. Brint
You can live in a tent or a house by the sea
A home with a garden out in the country
An Earls Court bedsit, a two up two down
A semi-detached on the outskirts of town
You could live on a farm if you don't mind manure
But the best place of all is deep down in a sewer

Living underground
It's the only place to be
Living underground
For a superstar like me
Living underground
You couldn't find a better place
Living underground
You can keep your rat race

There's a sauna, jacuzzi and a cocktail bar
Well you expect these things when you're a superstar
There's a swimming pool, solarium and a cinema
There's even space upstairs for parking your care
When friends come by they're ultra impressed
Will the Ritz is okay, but the Ratcave's the best, yeah!

Living underground
There's no better place
Living underground
There's acres of space
Living underground
Now we're setting the pace
Living underground
You can keep your rat race

I'm not the kind of rat to make extravagant claims
But most of my friends are big showbiz names
Streisand thinks it's wonderful, Sinatra pops in too
They love the trendy atmosphere, well wouldn't you?
You can keep your Chelseas, Mayfairs, King's Roads and Park Lanes,
These are the cities most fashionable drains

Living underground
It's the only place to be
Living underground
For a megastar like me
Living underground
You couldn't find a better place
Living underground
You can keep your rat race

Living underground
It's brill, skill and ace
Living underground
There's acres of space
Living underground
Now we're setting the pace
Living underground
You can keep your rat race.
 

Lyrics reproduced by kind permission
 

Living Underground
Taken from "Living Legend - The Album"

Original album vinyl cover

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