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The Hair Loss Song
Written by R. Rat / S. Jeffries
In this crazy world of ours
If you wanna be king
You gotta have a gimmick
And hair loss is the thing
If you wanna top the charts in America too
then remove that toupee and forget the glue
Hair transplants are all the rage
So c'mon pull your hair out and show your age

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

Forget the conditioner and your hair cream
If you're fat and you're aging you'll realise your dream
Awards they will come flooding in one day
If your hair is falling out the Phil Collins way
Hair transplants are all the rage
So c'mon pull your hair out and show your age

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

Lyrics to songs, they don't mean a thing
As long as you're bald, the phone will always ring
You'll be in demand, everybody's mate
Cus dying your hair is way out of date
Hair transplants are all the rage
So c'mon pull your hair out and show your age

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

No toupees are ever seen on breakfast TV
Only on gameshows where they're given free
To Brucie and Paul who have hair loss traits
They'd rather cover up than show their bald pates
Hair transplants are all the rage
So c'mon pull your hair out and show your age

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

Oh let's all sing
The hair loss song
Come on Phil and Elton sing along

Lyrics reproduced by kind permission
 

The Hair Loss Song
Taken from "Living Legend - The Album"

Original album vinyl cover

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